There are two people fucking on a terrace right next to my apartment.
I just thought you should know that.
Now, I am not a prude by any means - but I must say I was a teeny tiny tat surprised by their complete lack of inhibition. And I stared. Of course I did. If two people are having sex right in front of you, you stare. Unless you are the Queen and on live TV, in which case you might do everything in your power not to stare. But that is irrelevant.
If I didn't know better, I would have thought they were making a movie, though of course in a movie the soundtrack would be added later. But how could anyone willingly have sex to porn music? I thought we all agreed that porn music is bad music? I mean, obviously you wouldn't want the music to take attention from the hardcore action with a tantalizing pianoforte. Right? Porn music has to be bad, because if it wasn't we wouldn't be able to ignore the unnervingly high-pitched screams coming from Sugar McTitty.
But really. How can anyone bump uglies to the soundtrack from WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY?
When I go for my evening run, I see people in parked cars pork each other. In the past, I would yell at them, but it does nothing.
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